Myraids of Wierdness

How can productivity be increased? A human spends 8 hours a day

sleeping. These two have an awesome correlation. Have a person work

even when he sleeps. Welcome to a new concept - Dream works :D

All companies should strive to create a dream portal that allows an

employee to log in to the dream portal. The process of registration is

simple -

1. Employee sleeps for a period of one week in the office. The

biorhythms are calculated with a weighted average and stored into a

centralized server. The pattern is assigned an authentication and

stored.

2. Signed declaration form from the employee adhering to -

a. No under sleeping

b. No dreaming of "other stuff"

c. No sleep in sleep ;) (tricky one to imagine)

The employee, upon sleeping, has a machine attached to him

brain/arm/whatever that detects the biorhythms and sends the info thru

internet for authentication on remote server. After authentication,

the dream begins.

Advantages of the idea -

1. Since thoughts travels faster than speed of light, the work

done is only limited by the infrastructure capability of the

organization. So practically unlimited work done.

2. Employee can be made as happy as possible. All employees have

BIG cubicles in unlimited spaces

3. Telephone bills can be avoided - People can travel to any

location at the speed of thought, you see.

4. No snacks and breaks needed. (Well, breaks might be needed in

the physical world, but hey! You can always depend on Pampers)

5. Companies can pay the employees in dream money. (Good Pay

scales now are a dream anyway)

6. Employee has a 100% work life balance. Waking time - now work

and when there is work - then you can sleep. In short you work during

sleep

Problems foreseen -

1. Employees kidding to their spouses that they have a lot of

work and then going to sleep

2. Speed of thought doesn't restrict people from watching movies

(kinda slow!) or watching soccer (bit faster) and escaping from work

for "short" intervals

3. Employee taking 10 mins breaks in Hawaii

* To be continued!

** The idea is patented. Will haunt you in the dreams if you violate

the copyright!